The chocolate digestive thread

[The Call of the Wendigo]

There are now two types of McVities milk chocolate digestives - normal ones and, "Tasties." They seem to be exactly the same but one type costs £1 a packet and the other costs £1.50.

I am bemused by this.

I stick to the ones that cost £1.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I've just tried to open a packet of chocolate digestives and it flew apart when I tugged on it and all the biscuits fell on the floor and now they're ruined and I can't eat them.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I have a totally biscuitless evening to look forward to.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

[The Call of the Wendigo]

There are times when I think my life can't get any worse.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

[The Call of the Wendigo]

[Fangirl Three]

Surely they didn't all fall flat on the floor. Some of them must have fallen on top of other biscuits, and you could have eaten those.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I didn't want to risk it.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I didn't want to risk it.

With a biscuit.

[Guest]

There are now two types of McVities milk chocolate digestives - normal ones and, "Tasties." They seem to be exactly the same but one type costs £1 a packet and the other costs £1.50.

I am bemused by this.

I stick to the ones that cost £1.

"Memento Mori"

I've just tried to open a packet of chocolate digestives and it flew apart when I tugged on it and all the biscuits fell on the floor and now they're ruined and I can't eat them.

It's like the fall of Oedipus Rex.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

[Guest]

There are now two types of McVities milk chocolate digestives - normal ones and, "Tasties." They seem to be exactly the same but one type costs £1 a packet and the other costs £1.50.

I am bemused by this.

I stick to the ones that cost £1.

"Memento Mori"

I've just tried to open a packet of chocolate digestives and it flew apart when I tugged on it and all the biscuits fell on the floor and now they're ruined and I can't eat them.

It's like the fall of Oedipus Rex.

What an odd pair of comments.

Wonder what I meant.

[Fangirl Three]

I didn't want to risk it.

With a biscuit.

That's a good rhyme.

But I can trump it.
With a crumpet.

[Nightjar]

I think I'll choose something safer.
With a wafer.

[Fangirl Three]

This joke should be reused. I'll recycle it.
With a pikelet.

[Guest]

You guys are barkin', I'll stick to nice slice of Parkin'

[Nightjar]

I'm not sure I can take any more.
With a petit four.

[Guest]

Thinks about using Nice and nice, thinks better of it.

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