Re: The TV running commentary thread

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:23 pm

The armoured car's broken down. They're going to have to make it to a nearby service tunnel.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:24 pm

There are trees all over the place, even though we've been told the planet's totally inhospitable to life.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:25 pm

They're blundering around outside, trying not to get noticed by the monsters - with Vilma shouting, "Bennie," at the top of her voice. rant

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:25 pm

The dregs are closing in.

Very slowly. snail

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:26 pm

They are very slow for apex predators.

I can only assume they're ambush predators.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:26 pm

As trees are the only other living things on the planet, I suppose ambushing trees isn't hard.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:27 pm

Bennie's outside, calling in to Vilma.

He wants to marry her and to be shot.

He doesn't say in which order.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:27 pm

The monsters are tearing the car apart.

The cast are having to abandon it.

Now they're outside.

With not a monster in sight.

Sly

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:28 pm

They've found the service tunnel.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:28 pm

Now they're in it.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:28 pm

Scottish Woman With the Gun has shot Bennie. box

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:29 pm

Now Thumb Girl's threatening to shoot Scottish Woman With The Gun.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:29 pm

Because she's her mum.

And is rubbish at is.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:30 pm

The Dr's trying to calm them down.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:30 pm

The monsters have shown up.

Ryan and Thumb Girl have been teleported away.

The rest haven't.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:31 pm

Thumb Girl's going to blow up the holiday camp.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:31 pm

The Dr's going to run out of air - because she talks too much.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:32 pm

Thumb Girl's showing Ryan the bombs she's built.

Shades of Ace.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:32 pm

Vilma's slowing them down.

She's almost as slow as the monsters.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:33 pm

They've found a sign.

Written in Russian.

They're in Siberia.

Near Omsk.

Home of supermodels! gasp

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