Re: The NEW, "What's that in your eyeballs?" thread. Part 11

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And that is what is on the telly tonight.

That is rubbish.

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Celebrity Gogglebox. Ruth and Eamonn have got a very tacky house. Do you think that's their own living room or have they rented themselves space in a 'designer' sofa warehouse by a motorway ramp?

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Rylan looks like a corpse. That waxed and powdered look on top of tinted foundation to counteract lack of blood flow is a speciality of morticians and American politicians/presenters that has sadly found its way here.

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Well, we've all had the Titanic chat. My own view is I accept the scientific consensus that the board was too small for two adults, but they could've had turn on turn about every couple of minutes. The added movement involved might have helped warm them too.

If someone I'd met that day and sh*gged just the once didn't offer to share the life raft I'd pull them in and drown them myself.

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Ooh Jamie Dornan. The naked photo shoot pictures are very attractive.

Animals in labour. I once went out with a coke dealer who attracted all sorts to his house. One girl with self cleaning hair arrived with a video of a yak giving birth. It was quite a long video. As far as I remember, it was produced for vet training in the Soviet Union.

I really like Dave and Shirley from Caerphilly. And the lovely looking Asian guy up north who always sits on the left of the screen. I'd be right onto that.

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Tonight, on on Horror is a real barnstormer of primetime 9pm-slot gold.

Not any old rubbish like Alien or Possession or The Thing or Night of the ...

No, The Jurassic Games.

In the near future, 10 death row convicts are forced to compete in a virtual reality game that pits them against dinosaurs and each other.

Seamlessly blending two blockbuster movie franchises into one perfect hole whole and creating something greater than the sum of all their parts.

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Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

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Spock's brain has been stolen!

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After that, Voyager encounters another Federation ship but it's being attacked by creatures from another dimension.

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Well, that was all quite traumatic. Poor Dennis.

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A fitful sleep. I really do feel quite upset over that.

Poor Sharon. I'm glad they gave her a new baby because I think the complete annihilation of Sharon is not something I'd be interested in watching. Denny was such a great little actor. They shouldn't have killed the grandson of Dirty Den and Alcoholic Angie.

I was hoping Bex or Keanu or Linda would be the sacrifice to Old Father Thames. I did say days ago that the ankle was going to have to be risked sooner rather than later if she was to live. Might as well get it over quick and stay dry.

I hope Ian doesn't get the blame for Denny's death. He locked him in, but only because he'd put Ian's son in hospital, and he did go and get him. Whereas Phil, Ben, and Keanu are the reason the captain got knocked out and the boat crashed.

I really do feel strangely unsettled after watching little Denny not responding to CPR.

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Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

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Six Nations Rugby is on BBC1.

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Congo is on Film4.

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Ice Station Zebra is on Sony Movies.

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That's another of those films I've heard a lot about but have never seen.

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It seems to involve Cold War shenanigans and spying.

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Guardians of the Tomb is on The Horror Channel.

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It involves man-eating arachnids.

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