Re: The 1980s Sword and Sorcery running commentary thread

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:28 pm

James Earl Jones is addressing the crowd.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:29 pm

Woman with snakes on her wrists.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:29 pm

Adverts.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:35 pm

Conan's been beaten up by the crowd.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:35 pm

James Earl Jones is questioning him.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:36 pm

Arnie acting like Tommy Wiseau.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:36 pm

"You are tearing me apart, Thulsa Doom!!!"

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:37 pm

He didn't say that but he might as well have.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:38 pm

They've nailed Conan to a tree.

The only cast member who's more wooden than him.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:38 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:38 pm

The vultures are circling.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:39 pm

Animatronic vulture alert! llama

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:39 pm

He has bitten the animatronic vulture to death. box

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:40 pm

He's still on the tree, though.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:40 pm

His sidekick's showed up.

And so has the woman.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:41 pm

And the narrator.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:41 pm

The narrator's painting him and making strange noises.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:43 pm

The spirits have come to take Conan to the afterlife.

The woman's trying to give them a good slapping.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:44 pm

Weird animation effect.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:44 pm

They have departed.

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