Re: The 1980s Sword and Sorcery running commentary thread

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:44 pm

The animation money must have run out.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:46 pm

Conan has made a full recovery.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:46 pm

Now he's waving his sword around.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:46 pm

A choir is singing.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:48 pm

Meaningless nodding.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:49 pm

Adverts.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:55 pm

They've broken into some sort of mining operation.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:57 pm

They've stumbled upon a really dull orgy.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:57 pm

Involving soup.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:58 pm

James Earl Jones is sat in a chair.

And he's staring again.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:58 pm

Pillar clearly inspired by a Frank Frazetta painting.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:59 pm

James Earl Jones has turned into a snake.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:59 pm

The woman's setting fire to the place.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:00 pm

Soup stirring.

It has hands in it.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:00 pm

The fighting's started.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:01 pm

The bad guys aren't putting up much of a fight.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:01 pm

Conan's turned over the soup bowl.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:02 pm

Conan's fighting a man who has an unfeasibly large hammer.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:02 pm

The Frazetta column's fallen over.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:03 pm

They've grabbed the girl they're there to rescue.

God knows how they know it's her.

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