Re: The 1980s Sword and Sorcery running commentary thread

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He's finally uttered a line.

By quoting Genghis Khan.

Even though Genghis Khan's not been born yet.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

For some reason, some bloke's set him free.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Now he's running off.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Dogs are chasing him.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He's fallen down a hole.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Now he's lighting a fire.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

There are skellingtons.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He's spotted one that's sat in a chair.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He's taken its sword.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

The skellington's fallen apart.

I thought it was going to come to life and fight him.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Now he can stab dogs.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He's found a house.

There's a woman stood in the doorway, looking at him.

She must think he's the milkman.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

She's invited him in.

She must think he's the milkman.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

She's crawling around her living room, spouting cobblers.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Now he's doing her.

She must think he's the milkman.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Now she's trying to eat him.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Now he's thrown her on the fire.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Now she's turned into a fireball and flown off.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Now he's bumped into a man who's asking for food.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He wants to die fighting wolves.

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