Re: The 1980s Sword and Sorcery running commentary thread

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:05 pm

James Earl Jones has turned a snake into an arrow.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:05 pm

He's hit the woman with it.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:06 pm

Now she's dying.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:08 pm

Now Conan's set fire to her.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:08 pm

It's not her lucky day.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:13 pm

Adverts.

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:13 pm

it's like I'm reading the Mad magazine spoof of the film. I mean watching it.

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:14 pm

Don Martin! happy

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:21 pm

A fight's broken out.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:21 pm

Bad guys are getting slaughtered.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:23 pm

The man with the giant hammer's back.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:24 pm

The woman's back from the dead, to rescue Conan.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:25 pm

He's broken some bloke's sword and now he's killed him.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:26 pm

James Earl Jones has fled the scene.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:27 pm

I assume the dead woman's dead again.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:27 pm

James Earl Jones is in front of his mob again.

Conan's sneaking around.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:30 pm

James Earl Jones claims to be the hero's father.

Sounds familiar. hmn

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:30 pm

Conan's stabbed him in the neck.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:31 pm

Now he's chopped his head off.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:31 pm

That's what Luke Skywalker should have done.

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