Re: The 1980s Sword and Sorcery running commentary thread

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Everyone's just stood around, looking at each other.

What kind of idea of drama is this meant to be?

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Now he's decapitated Conan's mum.

That's more like it.

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Duff narration.

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Youthful Conan's been taken away by the bad guys.

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He has to help push a big wheel around.

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Children being the best people for pushing large heavy things around.

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There seems to be no indication what the large heavy wheel actually does.

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After 30 seconds of pushing it, he's turned into Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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That's one hell of a body-building tool.

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Look what 10 seconds on it did for this budgie.

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Adverts.

20 minutes in and Conan's not delivered a single line of dialogue yet.

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Now he's got to fight some bloke in a mask.

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He's not making much of a job of it.

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Now he's killed him.

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Now he's killing lots of people.

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Now he's been taken to Fighting School.

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Still hasn't uttered a line of dialogue.

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Now they're giving him a topless woman.

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He's covered up her knockers, like a gentleman.

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Now he's humping her.

There didn't seem much point in him covering up her knockers.

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