Re: Why are you drunk?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:46 pm

They said the place will quickly degenerate into a sh*t hole without me, which is true. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:48 pm

Now there's going to be nobody to make sure things are right for them. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:48 pm

There's going to be urine everywhere. bawl

by Nightjar Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:54 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:My contract at work ended on Friday. The other people who work there bought me chocolates, flowers and a bottle of Jack Daniels as a goodbye present.

I have just drunk half a pint of Jack Daniels. Now to see what effect it has on me.

Bourbon, regardless of how cheap or posh it is, always makes me melancholy and surly.

I s'pose I should'f warned you.

If you'd only told me. rant

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:56 pm

Toilets won't get unblocked.

Broken light fittings won't get replaced.

Windows won't get cleaned.

Soap bottles won't get replaced.

The lifts won't get fixed.

Stairs won't get inspected.

The pool tables won't get re-balanced.

Lost items won't get found.

There'll be no blue roll.

Nothing will get reported. Nothing. bawl

The people who work there are doomed. bawl

Half of them can't even point their w*llies properly at the urinals. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:58 pm

Who do they think repporterd it when half that ceiling collapsed? There's no one to do it noqw, :balw:

by Nightjar Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:58 pm

About 20 years ago - yes Nightjar, it really was about 20 years ago - myself and my friend (not yet girlfriend) went to bar just off Upper Regents Street and...

Oh, I give up

by Nightjar Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:59 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:Toilets won't get unblocked.

Broken light fittings won't get replaced.

Windows won't get cleaned.

Soap bottles won't get replaced.

The lifts won't get fixed.

Stairs won't get inspected.

The pool tables won't get re-balanced.

Lost items won't get found.

There'll be no blue roll.

Nothing will get reported. Nothing.

The people who work there are doomed.

Half of them can't even point their w*llies properly at the urinals.

Bourbon should be avoided basically.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:00 pm

And I couldn't evben makle persaonal phone calls becaue it was a high-secutiry govrenment building. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:01 pm

The people who work there have the minds of children. bawl

by Nightjar Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:02 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:06 pm

And when that man slashed his arm with that knife, I had to organise the buckets. Who's going to do that now? bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:07 pm

At least that bloke who claimed he was going to jump off the roof didn't jump off the roof. As I predicted. They never do when they claim thjey're going to.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:09 pm

Basically, every single person working there was only there because their application to work for the Home Office had been rejected. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:10 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:11 pm

We were the dregs of the civil service. box

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:11 pm

And that's what made us special,

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:11 pm

There re cluds in the sky outside.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:11 pm

I need to draW MY CURTAINS.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:12 pm

eVEN THPOUGH " DRAWING" VOULD MEAN EPONG OPR CLOLSING.

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