Re: Why are you drunk?

by Nightjar Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:12 pm

Wendi + strong booze = unhappiness.

It needs to be stamped out sharpish.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:14 pm

Their screens'll be filthy. bawl

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:14 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:My contract at work ended on Friday. The other people who work there bought me chocolates, flowers and a bottle of Jack Daniels as a goodbye present.

I have just drunk half a pint of Jack Daniels. Now to see what effect it has on me.

Oh, that was you was it?

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:Especially as some of them seemed like quite sad people trapped in dead end jobs, despite their efforts to escape.

by Nightjar Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:15 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:I need to draW MY CURTAINS.

I look forward to seeng the preliminary sketches.

by Nightjar Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:16 pm

SRSLY, Wendi, U OK?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:19 pm

Nightjar wrote:SRSLY, Wendi, U OK?

IO'm fine but what about the peoplw I left behind? Thjey can't aurvive ithout me.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:21 pm

I spent a year wporking in a building filled by lovely incompetents/

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:21 pm

Thwey coouldn't even figuyre out what to do when they dropped coffee granul;es on the floor. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:22 pm

Now who's going to arrange fot hose coffee granules to be scopped up? hug

by Nightjar Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:24 pm

Life might seem proper bogus in general, but here up my end you'll always be the best boss round here that ever there was.

It might mean not a lot of course but I'll always love you.

You're the bee's knees.

in Wendi speramus

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:25 pm

I had to prop the pool table up, with cardboard, so it wouldn't slope. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:25 pm

They couldn't work out how to do that for themsel;ves. :bawel:

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:26 pm

Nightjar wrote:You're the bee's knees.

I know I am. yes

by Nightjar Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:27 pm

Alright, give over now.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:29 pm

Gorillas are not chimpanzees.

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:32 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:33 pm

I'm over it now. box

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:34 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:
Nightjar wrote:SRSLY, Wendi, U OK?
IO'm fine but what about the peoplw I left behind? Thjey can't aurvive ithout me.

Don't worry, you've still got us useless idiots on this very forum who can't cope more than 2 hours without your moderation. box

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:32 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:The people who work there have the minds of children.

I honestly think most of them are mentally defective. bawl

by Fangirl Three Mon Jul 03, 2023 6:41 am

This Wendi infodump after 15 years of enigmatic hints has taken me aback.

It does explain the Carling Black Label breakfasts though.

I am sorry that the melancholy situation was too much for you.

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