And that's why he's going to win the Nobel Prize.

Tina Turner struts in with flair  
To enter the Hall of the Wendigo Forum's lair  
She sings a tune for all to hear  
And her voice is crystal clear  

The members cheer and clap their hands  
As Tina performs her greatest bands  
Her hits are timeless, always grand  
As she rules the stage with a steady hand  

She dances and sways, the crowd goes wild  
As Tina proves she's still the queen of style  
Her energy is infectious, her spirit bright  
As she sets the forum alight  

The Wendy's are blessed to have her grace  
As she wows them all with her legendary pace  
And as she takes her final bow and wave  
Her music echoes in the forum's cave  

Tina Turner, a legend we adore  
In the Hall of the Wendigo Forum forevermore

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As Tina performs her greatest bands

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The Wendy's are blessed to have her grace

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Her energy is infectious, her spirit bright  
As she sets the forum alight

Sir Dave Attenborough on safari,
Spotted a golirra, an animal quite hairy.
With its long, bushy tail,
It looked like it could scale
The highest trees in the forest without being wary.

Sir Dave approached the golirra with care,
And watched in awe as it climbed up there.
Using its sharp claws with ease,
It moved with such grace and expertise.
Sir Dave couldn't believe what he did share.

The golirra on safari was a sight to behold,
In its natural habitat, so bold and so cold.
With its fluffy ears and big brown eyes,
It captivated Attenborough with surprise.
For this creature and its world, he was forever sold.

So if you're ever on safari,
And you spot a golirra quite hairy,
Take a moment to pause,
And appreciate the wonders of nature's cause,
For Sir Dave Attenborough believes it's truly extraordinary.

It totally ignored my request for "sarafi".

Tanya loves to watch TV
Her favourite host, oh can't you see
Is Cilla Black, oh so divine
Her talent and style just shine

Her wit is quick, her charm so bright
She's been a star since the sixties, all right
From singing to acting to hosting with glee
Cilla Black's truly a sight to see

Tanya's heart beats with excitement
As Cilla's on the screen, delightment
She sings, she jokes, she brings the fun
Tanya's favourite, number one

So cheers to Cilla Black, the TV queen
Whose talent and charm cannot be seen
Anywhere else, but on the screen
Tanya's favourite, always and forever it seems.

Wendi's heart beats fast for Maria McKee,
Her voice pure and strong, a true rarity.
Each song a gift, a melody divine,
Wendi lost in bliss, like drinking sweet wine.

From "Show Me Heaven" to "If Love Is A Red Dress",
Maria's voice fills Wendi's heart with finesse.
The lyrics touch her soul, like nothing else,
Wendi knows Maria's music, she cannot help herself.

With each new album, Wendi falls in love again,
The passion so strong, a feeling without end.
Maria McKee is the queen of Wendi's heart,
Her songs an eternal flame, they'll never depart.

These are all created using this: https://www.aipoemgenerator.org/

It's a bit crude to use, to say the least, but has some pleasing results as one can see.

In the New Hall of the Wendigo,  
There's so much to explore, don't you know  
From Tittybottle Park to Koz and the gang  
Cheeky rascals with hearts that sang  

There's Cloudburst at Shingle Street,  
Blackburn Meadows powering every beat  
And Falling out t'bloody tree,  
The insurance scam that's plain to see  

Zarniwoop's Brain Cloud looms above  
While Sheffield's the Lesbian Capital, with love  
Grimsargh's an apocalyptic mess  
But the refreshment stop-off is top notch, no stress  

Within the halls, there are jewels to behold  
Thinly chopped cheddar fragments, the bread's gold  
The bathysphere takes you on a trip  
Through the New Hall of the Wendigo's special ship  

Junction 10 of the M6,  
The spiritual centre of the mix  
The Hala Fruit, the prized possession  
And the Valais Blacknose Sheep, a unique expression  

"Watch the lemon," they all say  
As the Vietnamese Mossy Frog leads the way  
The Braun Astronette's hair drying power  
Echoes through the halls, hour after hour  

Uncle Gary entertains with glee  
While "Veribovvie" means anything that's DB  
Danger Fourpence, a footballer to cheer  
And Our Day Will Come is the song for the year  

MC Nige, the Hip Hop master  
Apple maggots, a fruitful disaster  
Hot Space an album of the Queen  
While Supertramp and Anti-Gravity make scents so serene  

The Poundland mouse might be a bit rough  
Melodramatic trumpets, for no reason enough  
The Rosy Maple Moth, a beauty to see  
Along with Authorised Neutral Athlete, the sporting spree  

Snodgress Milland, the perfect star  
Of Peak Freans biscuits, home-cooked for all  
Deirdre Cartwright, the guitar's soul  
And Duncan Lamont, drill operator, with control  

The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee  
A Scottish-Swiss power metal symphony  
And Billie, the imaginary owl  
A Koala Bear, a cutie with a howl  

Ethel Merman, with a singing voice so fine  
Arthur Lucan, despite being a bit scary, was one of a kind  
The Blobfish, looking miserable but loved so  
Maria McKee, the cryptid we'd like to know  

The Bolivian Puss Caterpillar, slimy and slick  
Daphne, the flower that's delicate and chic  
Suzi Quatro, the dancer, with moves so bold  
Blackpool, the holiday destination, where stories unfold  

244, the number that's official and grand  
Mrs Mills, pianist, with a touch so grand  
Vlada Roslyakova, supermodel, with grace that shines  
Bshnyizsh ba boozshniz byishnyia na boozshnizh ba boozshnizh nana ba byizshnizh, the song that's divine  

Simon Creepton, Puppet Prime Minister, with his say  
And Vince Taylor, a rocker 'n roller, leading the way  
In the New Hall of the Wendigo, so much to behold  
Come on in, and let your story unfold.

No mention of Toyota Island?!

Bored of it now.

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"Watch the lemon," they all say