What's that in your bank holiday eyeballs?

Lady in Cement is on TalkingPicturesTV at 9 o'clock.

Starring Frank Sinatra and Raquel Welch.

In black and white.

Even though made in 1968.

I've got to say, the schedules don't feel very bank holiday tonight.

Spartacus is on on.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:Lady in Cement is on TalkingPicturesTV at 9 o'clock.

The Chris de Burgh classic.

...is flailing at me...

I've never seen you looking so immersed in cement as you did tonight,
I've never seen you so covered in muck,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you needed some help,
They're looking for the emergency services, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Or the highlights in your hair that are matted in filth,
You are f*cked;

The lady in cement is waving at me, thankfully not cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly care that you're sinking,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I've never seen you looking so desperate as you did tonight,
I've never seen you drown so bad in cement, you were amazing,
I've never seen so many people try to help you, but I stopped them
And when you turned to me and gurgled with all cement in your mouth, it took my breath away,
And I have never had such a feeling,
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight;

The lady in red is drowning in cement, cheek to wet cement,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty down in there,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I never will forget the way you look tonight...
The lady in cement, the lady in ,
The lady in cement, my lady in cement,

FOAD...

Is that Musique Concrete?

Now to see what's on the bank holiday telly, this morning and afternoon.

Dr Who and his Daleks is on The Horror Channel at 1 o'clock.

Now to see what's on the telly, this bank holiday evening.

The original Cat People is on BBC4, at 9:05.

It's no Curse of the Cat People.

That's followed by I Walked With a Zombie.

It's pretty strong double bill.

Both are ace.

IWWAZ is probably better.

This Bond film on ITV2 is dreadful.

Is it that one everyone likes with the song by thingy?

It's snuggle rumpusing backside torpedo.

It would appear to be Skyfall.

I don't remember what happens in that one. All the Daniel Craig Bonds blur into one for me.