Whatever they're singing about, they're clearly passionate about it.

That was a rubbish contest. None of the acts were pathetic enough.

I demand more patheticness.

I REALLY like the Cyprus singer, I also like Die Nederlander, but I am going to vote for the Volcanic opera singer, cos I is a snob init.
Slovenia was good as well.

"If you want to vote, make sure you have Bill Payer's permission."

If Bill Payers tries to stop me voting, I'll smash his face in.

He's tried to interfere in my life too much already.

We can vote!

40 minutes.

It's already been on over 2 hours.

In fact, that's how I'm going to vote. I'm going to punch my vote into Bill Payer's face.

I'll just get my voting fists on.

I'm finding his address in the phone book.

I have found his address.

It's my spare room.

I'm on my way upstairs to vote.

I'm flinging the spare room door over.

I'm voting.

I've thrown him out of the window, just to make sure they take my vote seriously.

I've changed my mind. I should've voted for someone else.

And now I've no one left to vote on.

Why do bad things always happen to me?

Anyway, I voted for the annoying youth with the imaginary fiddle.

I am confident I will not be the only one, even though I hated it.

I think I liked Slovenia, France, Albania Hungary

Didn't like Norway. Well, the singer. Germany. Sweden.


The UK song was quite good.

But nothing really really bad that's funny. Or any good except in a comparative way.

Now to look back at the thread and see how everyone else voted. They'd better have agreed with me or there'll be trouble.