Re: The NEW, "What's that in your eyeballs?" thread. Part 7

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Now to see what's on the telly right now.

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The Greatest Dancer is on BBC1.

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It is another dancing contest.

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It is not about the greatest dancer of all time.

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Rocky II is on ITV at 10:45.

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Planet of the Sharks is on the Horror Channel, right now.

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Last of the Mohicans is on Dave ja vu at 10 o'clock.

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I am not inspired by tonight's lineup.

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They clearly need to invent more channels. Two hundred isn't enough to keep me entertained.

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Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

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Chesney Hawkes is on Pointless Celebrities.

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Star Wars IV is on ITV2.

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It's bound to be rubbish. The fourth film in any series always is.

They should have stopped making them after Star Wars III.

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That way, the series' legacy would have remained untarnished.

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Lulu's Time Bomb is about to start on QVC Beauty.

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Having had access to expert chemists, Lulu has worked hard to create a range of products for her personal use.

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Lulu's Time Bomb is about to start on QVC Beauty.

Having had access to expert chemists from the Tamil Tigers, Al Qaeda and the IRA, Lulu has worked hard with to create sophisticated, yet deadly, timebombs for her personal use.

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Now to see what's on the telly right now. Maybe we'll get more of Lulu's Time Bombs.

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Return of the Pink Panther is on Film4+1.

I don't know which one that is.

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Kira risks her life to rescue a mythical Bajoran from a distant prison colony.

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