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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by The Call of the Wendigo Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:44 pm
His left ear, his right ear and his wild front ear.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by Nightjar Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:46 pm
I don't mean to be meant in one of those 'ways' BTW that.
Like, I'm a reactionary - leading?
I'm not.
I'm an Anarchist.
Ethically speaking.
An Anar-chiste even.
Gate's open...
Like, I'm a reactionary - leading?
I'm not.
I'm an Anarchist.
Ethically speaking.
An Anar-chiste even.
Gate's open...
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by Nightjar Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:28 am
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:34 am
I didn't get it. 
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:08 pm
The joke or nightie's response?
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by Fangirl Three Thu Sep 22, 2022 5:52 am
Nightie's responses aren't meant to be got. They're like free-form poetry, man.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:51 pm
I've bought an 8-pack of Penguins.
These are the jokes on them.
Can you guess the punchlines?
These are the jokes on them.
Can you guess the punchlines?
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:52 pm
How does a penguin make pancakes?
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- With his flippers.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:53 pm
Why don't penguins like Rock music?
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- Because they only like Sole.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:55 pm
What did the penguin get from the genie in the lamp?
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- Three fishes.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:56 pm
What's a penguin's favourite dog?
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- A bichon freeze.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:57 pm
Why did a penguin make a fish pun?
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- Just for the halibut.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:58 pm
Why are penguins' shops so busy?
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- Because the fish fillet.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:58 pm
There were only six jokes. 
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by Fangirl Three Tue Sep 27, 2022 3:43 pm
Three of those made me laugh. And the halibut one was quite clever.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Tue Sep 27, 2022 3:51 pm
I liked the shop one.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sat Nov 12, 2022 6:26 pm
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Fri Jan 20, 2023 6:28 pm
Have you seen the terrible news?
Apparently a woman sat on a bacon slicer: Dis Arsed Her (disaster)
Apparently a woman sat on a bacon slicer: Dis Arsed Her (disaster)
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Fri Jan 20, 2023 6:31 pm
The Call of the Wendigo wrote:What's a penguin's favourite dog?
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Pekingese dog?
Oh it's a type of dog, and the names got freeze in it.
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Mon Jan 23, 2023 12:14 pm
What's red and bad for your teeth?
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A brick
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