It's old Joke day! (24th July)

by Guest Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:05 am

Or it will be on the 24th.

https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/tell-an-old-joke-day/

Advanced warning for you to ~~drag up~~ think up some really bad, old jokes.

by Guest Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:06 pm

Did you hear the world's biggest Barbara Streisand fan died in a fire, they could only be identified by their Yentl records.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:32 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Aug 04, 2019 12:00 am

It's the Roman Empire. A man goes to see the soothsayer. The man says, "Soothsayer, I don't know what I'm going to do. I feel depressed and anxious all the time."

The soothsayer says, "You should go and see Spartacus fighting, at the Colosseum. That would raise any man's spirits."

The man says, "But, soothsayer, I'm Spartacus."

The soothsayer says, "No. I'm Spartacus."

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Aug 04, 2019 12:00 am

That joke is 2,000 years old.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Aug 04, 2019 12:00 am

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:54 pm

"Do androids dream of electric sheep?"

"No. They don't have enough RAM."

ha ha no

by Fangirl Three Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:25 am

You'd better use that on Other Brand Forum before one of us steals it.

by Nightjar Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:04 am

Apparently Pedigree Chum's gone into administration.

They've had to call in the retrievers.

Zoltan

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:30 am

by Fangirl Three Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:53 am

Yes, and the private sp*rm bank went into voluntary liquidation.

by Nightjar Tue Dec 17, 2019 11:30 am

A man walks into a pet shop and asks for a wasp.

The person behind the counter replies to the customer that they don't sell wasps.

"Well", replies the customer, "you've got one in the window".

by Guest Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:48 am

by Nightjar Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:23 am

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they'd rather sit in the dark.

by cosmictanya Fri Jun 26, 2020 5:04 pm

Three hookers are sitting at a bar having finished work for the night.

The first says a punter paid her to fire a tennis ball at him from her internal area, and expresses some surprise that it had fitted.

The second says 'that's nothing, I can get a football up mine'. The third merely laughs at these amateurs, and begins her skillful slide down the length of the barstool.

by Nightjar Fri Jun 26, 2020 5:21 pm

First Pr*stitute - "ooh, I've had such a night, worked off my feet, I've been!"

Second Pr*stitute - "busy night then, eh - how much did you make?"

First Pr*stitute - "Well, let me see (rummages around in her purse for a while)... £84.02!"

Second Pr*stitute - "Bl*mey, who gave the 2p?"

First Pr*stitute - "Why, they all did, sweetie!"

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Wed Jul 20, 2022 5:45 pm

4 days to to dig up worst jokes than these.

by Nightjar Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:05 pm

How many ears did Davy Crockett have?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:13 pm

Three.

by Nightjar Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:38 pm

Name them then!

Bear in mind that the whole body politic and accompanying nomenclature has changed now.

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