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Post by Nightjar Mon Jan 23, 2023 12:21 pm

SiberianPrincess’sMidriff wrote:What's red and bad for your teeth?

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The Morning Star?

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Post by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:26 pm


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Post by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Tue Jan 31, 2023 1:05 pm

I hear the late singer of the Fall has joined the Unification Church and is recording a cover of a Television song:

Mark E. Moon (Marquee Moon)
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Post by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:30 pm


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Post by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:50 pm

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Post by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:17 pm


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Post by Fangirl Three Fri Jul 14, 2023 5:41 am

What kind of sweets do French revolutionaries like?

Fruit bastilles.

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Post by The Call of the Wendigo Fri Jul 14, 2023 9:58 am

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Post by Nightjar Fri Jul 14, 2023 12:47 pm

Jean-Paul Marathon?

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Post by Nightjar Fri Jul 14, 2023 6:43 pm

What's brown and sticky?

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Post by Nightjar Tue Aug 22, 2023 12:36 pm

This was voted the funniest joke at this years Edinburgh Fringe:

I started dating a zookeeper...

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Colbert

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Post by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:12 pm

Doesn't work on a number of levels.

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Post by The Call of the Wendigo Tue Aug 22, 2023 4:27 pm

I agree. It is a very poor effort. sad yes

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Post by Nightjar Tue Aug 22, 2023 5:06 pm

It is pathetic.

A joke in many respects.

Other than in the only important respect.

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Post by Fangirl Three Wed Aug 23, 2023 6:45 am

'I'm going out with a guy who works in a zoo.'
'He sounds like a keeper.'

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Post by cosmictanya Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:28 am

Three hookers sitting at the bar.

I can fit a tennis ball up mine, says the first.

That’s nothing, I can fit a football up mine, says the second.

You’re both pathetic, says the third, as she starts a long slide down the length of the barstool.
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Post by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Nov 01, 2023 8:13 pm

Let's see if we get the world's oldest known joke.

The Sumerian Dog Joke That Makes No Sense.


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Post by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Nov 01, 2023 8:13 pm

I don't get it. Colbert

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Post by Fangirl Three Thu Nov 02, 2023 6:21 am

The oldest recorded English joke is this Anglo-Saxon one:

'What is the cleanest leaf?'
'It is the holly leaf, for nat nobody will wipe his arse with them.'

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