Re: The NEW, "What's that in your eyeballs?" thread. Part 10

by cosmictanya Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:04 am

Good Morning Britain - US offers Anne Sacoolas for Prince Andrew. Sounds like a fair swap to me - get him to Heathrow, in handcuffs if necessary, this very morning.

by cosmictanya Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:36 am

Still GMB. I have mixed feelings about Piers Morgan. A third of the time I can't stand him or his views, a third I think 'shut up and just let other people speak', and a third of the time I think well, yes, fair enough.

I've come to the conclusion that he's worth his ITV salary. He's one of my mothers crushes - she told us over lunch one day that if she can't sleep she sometimes uses her vibrator while thinking of him. Being 65, she also told us it's now necessary to use it with a little lubricant. She favours warmed coconut oil. It's all thanks to Piers that we and a waitress know this.

For instance, he's now going on about Cambridge students union saying freshers shouldn't have to see cadet recruitment stands staffed by military personnel because it's 'triggering', and despite my despising guns and firmly supporting prosecution of soldiers who commit crimes, I agree with Piers. If you don't like it, don't join. There we are, that was easily solved.

Tracey Brabin MP now being discussed. I have to say, I too thought that outfit was inappropriate for the place it was worn. I saw it broadcast and my two thoughts were a) inappropriate, b) could've worn a bra. I've no idea what she was saying because I was so distracted by these two thoughts. I mean, this is not professional...

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