Re: The Christmas Day TOTP thread!

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"La la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

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She has finished.

Desultory applause from the few people present.

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Clean Bandit are going to be on.

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Joel Corry and Mabel - I Wish.

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AutoTune.

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Blatantly pre-recorded vocal.

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Dance moves someone close to death could manage.

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"Do do do do do do do do."

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Joel addresses the viewers.

Refers to us as, "Top of the Pops."

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I am not Top of the Pops.

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I had my name changed away from it, by deed poll.

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"Thanks guys for bringing the energy."

They literally brought zero energy.

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Coldplay.

At Whitby Abbey.

Higher Power.

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Even by their standards, this is, "harmless."

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Also not a live vocal.

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Perhaps it is a live vocal. Maybe, even live, he's devoid of an ounce of adrenalin and character.

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This is tedious cobblers.

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The 2021 Top Ten.

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It's all going to be Ed Sheeran.

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