Slowthai is on trial for being a naughty boi.

There's a surprise.

Like OMG, Billie Eilish was seen wearing a dress!



And if you don't like that, "you can suck her nookie tub"

rumours that the Queen catalogue has sold for $1.1 BILLION

And if you don't like that you can suck my nookie tub

How much is my Argos Catalogue worth?

Use the tiny pencil provided and then go to the till.

Not in a violent way.

More Queen news!

Bohemian Rhapsody was originally going to be called Mongolian Rhapsody!

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/jun/01/mongolian-rhapsody-newly-unearthed-writing-draft-reveals-original-title-for-queen-hit


Very briefly it seems.

Paul Oakenfold is a w*nker.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/jun/05/dj-paul-oakenfold-accused-of-sexual-harassment-by-former-assistant

And one of Rammestein has been accused of being a wrong un' as well

https://www.dw.com/en/fans-drugged-assaulted-new-accusations-against-rammsteins-till-lindemann/a-65772206

The translation of this is supposedly that Cher has been working on a Christmas album.

Is she drunk?

Don't worry, I speak Jive Old people trying to be stay young, I think she's saying,

I've got a surprise, I'm making a Xmas album, but not your mothers Xmas album, it was scary to make (?) and one of the song is one of her favourite songs Eva, err. ever.

Oh, thanks for the translation! I missed most of that. I think you're right.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Is she drunk?

From what I've seen, Cher's tweets are often rambling and incoherent.

I think posting that on Twitter was the wrong choice. She should have Cher'd it on Facebook.

New Taylor Swift album mispressed as '90s UK electronica compilation

https://ra.co/news/79284



https://www.discogs.com/release/27666267-Taylor-Swift-Speak-Now-Taylors-Version

Quote :

Tony Di Bart: The Real Thing singer sentenced for hitting PC

Antonio Di Bartolomeo, 58, better known as Tony Di Bart, struck PC Jessica Howells' face after police were called to his home on 28 February.



Di Bartolomeo, whose song The Real Thing topped the UK charts in 1994, was found guilty on 27 June of reckless assault by beating an emergency worker.

The 12-month community order includes 20 days of rehabilitation activities.

At a previous hearing, Di Bartolomeo, of St Marks Crescent in Maidenhead, admitted the homophobic and racist abuse of two other officers in separate incidents, as well as criminal damage.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-66374100

Forgot to post this the other day.

For Princess_BellybuttonZ'z delectation (a surprisingly long article)...

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/aug/15/the-evolution-of-steve-albini-if-the-dumbest-person-is-on-your-side-youre-on-the-wrong-side

Quote :

He recently expounded on how much he hates Steely Dan: “Music made for the sole purpose of letting the wedding band stretch out a little.”

What does that even mean?

Even if I try and make sense of it it still makes no sense.

Nobody at a wedding wants to hear Steely Dan when the hired band aren't playing.


Unless they're people of immaculate taste that is.