Re: The OFFICIAL "What's that in your eyeballs" thread? Accept no substitutes!

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Probably stuff about the Soccerball World Cup of FIFA 2019.

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Henry Blofeld is on The One Show, explaining how he's busier than ever since he retired.

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I'm not surprised he's busy, having to run his secret volcano HQ.

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It must take forever to vacuum.

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When English Football Ruled Europe is on ITV at 10:45.

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In Star Trek: the Next Generation, the USS Yosemite's entire crew are either dead or missing, following an ominous space incident.

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I'll bet that exactly the same space incident reappears to threaten the New Enterprise.

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But that its crew survive when Picard decides not to shoot the ship's phasers at the space incident.

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It will all be a valuable lesson in the need to not prejudge alien life forms and to think before taking hasty action.

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I wish someone had told me that before the last time I prejudged alien life forms and took hasty action.

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That way, there'd be one less extinct species in the universe.

And I wouldn't have a seriously depleted phaser bank.

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I said to my phaser bank, yesterday, "I'd like to withdraw some phasers, please," and they said, "You can't. You used them all up shooting that alien species."

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Now how am I going to wipe out the next alien species?

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Life sucks.

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Now how am I going to wipe out the next alien species?

Photon torpedoes

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I misread the controls. I thought it said, "Photon Tortoises."

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Now that I know it's, "Torpedoes," I know I can slaughter loads more aliens.

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Now to see what's on the telly right now.

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Alice Cooper is on The One Show, explaining how she's used to the best of the animal kingdom to create the perfect human being.

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