Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2018 | Lisbon, Portugal

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:14 pm

Will they try to win this year, or is it going to be another attempt to lose so they won't have to host it next year? scared

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:15 pm

Sensitive youth with an acoustic guitar.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:15 pm

Woman with a piano.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:15 pm

This is all too wimpy for me.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:16 pm

Two men have walked on stage. Is it Jedward? Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:17 pm

Making a bid for the gay vote.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:17 pm

That won't go well in Eurovision. Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:18 pm

Anyway, that was pleasant but too soppy for success.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:18 pm

Cyprus.

I predict that Greece will give them 12 points.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:19 pm

Ooh dear. This is bad.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:19 pm

Obligatory Shakira wannabe.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:20 pm

With obligatory European folk tinges thrown in.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:21 pm

Flames.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:22 pm

It's a lot more entertaining to watch than it is to listen to.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:22 pm

We've finished! All the acts have been on! joy

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:22 pm

It's time to vote.

I'm going to do it!

I'm going to vote!

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:23 pm

It's coming to us by satellite.

That means I'm going to have to vote via NASA.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:23 pm

I'll just go on their website.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:24 pm

"Hello. NASA? I'd like to vote in Eurovision, please."

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:24 pm

"Hello?"

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