Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2018 | Lisbon, Portugal

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:24 pm

Is the website working? Why is it not answering me?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:25 pm

It must be being jammed by sunspots.

I'll have to hack it.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:25 pm

I wonder what their password is?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:30 pm

It'll probably be something like, "Neal_Armstrong_was_the_first_man_on_the_moon_and_so_was_Buzz_Aldrin_but_not_really_because_he_was_second_even_though_he_was_meant_to_go_first_but_its_the_other_bloke_you_have_to_feel_sorry_for_the_one_no_one_can_remember_1969."

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:31 pm

I'll just type that into the log-in box and see if it works.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:31 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:31 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:31 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:32 pm

It is! It is the password!

I'm in!

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:33 pm

Now then. What does this say?

"Would you like to deactivate the moon?"

That must mean, "Do you want to vote for Ireland and Belgium?"

I do! I do want to vote for Ireland and Belgium." Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:34 pm

I'll just type it in.

"Would you like to deactivate the moon? Yes?No?"

"Yes." Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:35 pm

I've done it. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:35 pm

Now to log out. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:36 pm

Hold on. What does this say?

"Would you like to crash the moon into Venus?"

That must mean would I like to vote for Austria as well?

I would! I would like to vote for Austria as well! Excited

I'll just click, "Yes," for that as well. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:38 pm

And what does this one say?

"Would you like to blow up the sun?"

That must mean do I want to vote for Estonia?

I do! I do want to vote for Estonia! Excited

I'll click Yes for that one too. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:39 pm

That's my voting done. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:39 pm

Now to see how much difference it's made. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:42 pm

Fast forward to the results.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:46 pm

They're about to announce the winners.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 9:46 pm

Austria have won. gasp

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