Re: What's going on outside your house?

by Nightjar Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:07 pm

An absolute mayhem of multiple dogs barking and going generally berserk. oh no

by Fangirl Three Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:10 am

Someone has tipped Junior Evel Knievel's motorbike over during the night. That'll teach the little sod.

It wasn't me btw, I went to bed at 9.15 and it wasn't there then.

I mean it wasn't there in the street, not it wasn't there in my bed. If it had been in my bed I'd have had something to say about that, I can tell you speech

by Nightjar Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:52 pm

Oh, I forgot to say.

Car crash between a souped up Fiat Abarth and a Mercedes 4X4 outside my place earlier on. dontpanic

Right this minutes it's all those r*ddy dogs again. oh no

by Zarniwoop Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:49 pm

International Space Station has just gone over outside mine, for the 4th visible time today.
Ok, I know it's 240 Miles up but it IS outside my house.

by Nightjar Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:07 pm

I can hear crickets.

And I don't mean from Lord's.

ha ha no

by Nightjar Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:52 pm

I can hear shouty woman berating someone on the phone again.

by Fangirl Three Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:58 pm

People next door have parked slightly too close to my car again. Not quite close enough to go out and passive-aggressively take a photo of the gap, but almost.

by Fangirl Three Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:57 pm

My neighbour has got a shiny new car, which he's been lovingly cleaning and polishing for the last hour.

by Fangirl Three Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:11 pm

By typing "flag red green yellow circle red shield" into a search engine I have discovered that the people on the other side of the above mentioned shiny car neighbour are from Portugal gossip

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I thought they were Polish!

by Nightjar Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:07 pm

It's this kind of ignorance that caused Br*xit. oh no

by Fangirl Three Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:58 am

I got the first two letters right!

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:07 am

by Nightjar Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:59 pm

Could've been Poundland. Colbert

by Fangirl Three Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:22 am

Fangirl Three wrote:My neighbour has got a shiny new car, which he's been lovingly cleaning and polishing for the last hour.

I've seen that car again, but only at weekends. I know my neighbour has been here during the week because I've heard him skyping people in his computer room.

Maybe the car is so shiny he keeps it in a special garage most of the time?

In other news, when I was coming home yesterday, two coppers had pulled over a Mercedes cabriolet and were questioning the woman who'd been driving it. She was saying defensively 'Er I'm waiting on the signature, I'm waiting on the signature y'see'. I didn't envy her.

by Guest Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:03 am

Two Police cars...

I think it's the woman from next door in the back of one of them scared

by Guest Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:25 am

One car still there....

:CurtainTwitchin':

by Fangirl Three Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:40 am

At 12.26 they took WDTBD away scared

by Fangirl Three Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:05 pm

They've replaced our orange streetlights with white ones.

I don't like them Colbert

They make the street look like a prison compound.

by Butterfield Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:10 pm

They've been replacing the ones in my area over the last couple of years. I much prefer the white lights; they give a much more natural feeling. I thought the orange ones were gloomy and creepy.

by Fangirl Three Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:23 pm

Orange is what I'm used to.

'The way the nights proceeded to turn the colour of orangeade'

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