The exciting news is that, as StevieWiggleyBachyBaby has discovered, this forum has its own built-in Google Maps function for showing us where we are. According to it, right now, I'm stood outside 34 Hardwicke Crescent, Sheffieldshire.

Here's where this terrifying magnificent feature can be found: https://hallofthewendigo.forumotion.com/viewonline

Now I'm outside Gumshoe Software.

It thinks I'm a little place called East Stour on the A30, on the far side of Salisbury.

I've been within about 25 miles of there on various occasions - I've visited Bath to the north several times, and in 1996 I stupidly went on a pre-wedding weekend in the Bournemouth area to the south.

I'm still at Gumshoe Software. I must be obsessed with the place.

I doubt it's even open at this time of night, and I'm still there.

I'm still in East Stour, but I've crossed the A30 and am in a field behind some big houses.

I'm now inside Beauty Care on Sharrow Vale Road.

If I'm not the only one who can see this picture, it means we can embed Google Streetview scenes.

The shop above is where Google says I am.

And it's next to a hardware store!

Ideal for beauty-obsessed DIYers.

It currently thinks I'm in an alley which runs up the side of the Home Office in Petty France in London. Which is odd because said alley has sinister black gates across the end preventing access.

I'm half afraid of being arrested just for looking at it on Google Surveillance View.

I'm in a house off Junction Road in Sheffield's studenty Hunter's Bar area.

It's directly opposite Designer Kitchen Direct.

Must my forum always be haunted by kitchens?

It all looks very nice.

Wath Upon Dearne.

At the Medivet Wath - Arncliffe Veterinary Centre.

Near Robbo's BBQ takeaway.

Outside some garages round the back of some buildings facing onto Hyde Park Corner, close to the Belgian Embassy.

I don't know how it works.

The link above just puts me in the "viewing who is online" bit.