Re: The waiting in thread

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Are they sending it from China by fighter jet?

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I haz now been granted access to one of those interactive maps. My next delivery is 55 stops away,

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It's so frustrating when you see that it's only half a mile away but there's still 55 stops between you and it.

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It's just moved further away.

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He's done 6 deliveries in the last 10 minutes.

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Just 40 deliveries away.

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29 stops away.

He's literally 200 yards away. :

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It's taken him 10 minutes to make one delivery.

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If not for a bunch of trees, I'd be able to see his van.

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My clothes have arrived.

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I have not been able to try out my loppers because it's been raining.

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They claim to be able to cut through 4cm wide branches.

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They're telescopic but I've had to get a spanner to be able to turn the knobs that allow you to extend them.

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Why do they design these things so that only King Kong can use them?

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Clothes and loppers, that's better than I expected.

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In the next fews days, I'm expecting the delivery of mildew buster, 20 sponges, a grouting pen, an optical mouse, aqueous cream, toothpaste, soap, pint glasses, gardening gloves, shampoo, deodorant, light bulbs, pens, rubber gloves, a toilet brush, toilet rolls, dark chocolate digestives, a toilet cistern fill valve, a cycling helmet, a bicycle pump, a puncture repair kit, pillow cases and an indoor TV aerial.

I'm going to be exhausted by the time it's all arrived.

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And bankrupt.

[Nightjar]

pint glasses

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