Three men.

Five men.

One of them's a woman.

I don't know what's supposed to be going on.

I think they might be refugees from a dystopian future.

It sounds like they're singing, "And I love the thunderdome," but I don't think they are.

Definitely trying to use attitude to make up for a lack of inspiration.

FYI Macedonia.

The land of Alexander the Great.

He wasn't that great. He never won Eurovision.

No wonder no one remembers him.

It keeps bursting into cod reggae.

Now it's gone more east European.

Now it's gone back to cod reggae.

It's trying to cobble together too many elements that don't belong together.

It's structure is disjointed randomness.

I predict this will do nothing.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

The land of Alexander the Great.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

He wasn't that great. He never won Eurovision.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

No wonder no one remembers him.

He was no ABBA.

That's why he never conquered Abbassynia.

Croatia's on now.

She's rubbish.

She's making no sense at all, even though she's singing in English.

It's another of those songs that sounds very familiar.