Is the website working? Why is it not answering me?

It must be being jammed by sunspots.

I'll have to hack it.

I wonder what their password is?

It'll probably be something like, "Neal_Armstrong_was_the_first_man_on_the_moon_and_so_was_Buzz_Aldrin_but_not_really_because_he_was_second_even_though_he_was_meant_to_go_first_but_its_the_other_bloke_you_have_to_feel_sorry_for_the_one_no_one_can_remember_1969."

I'll just type that into the log-in box and see if it works.

It is! It is the password!

I'm in!

Now then. What does this say?

"Would you like to deactivate the moon?"

That must mean, "Do you want to vote for Ireland and Belgium?"

I do! I do want to vote for Ireland and Belgium."

I'll just type it in.

"Would you like to deactivate the moon? Yes?No?"


"Yes."

I've done it.

Now to log out.

Hold on. What does this say?

"Would you like to crash the moon into Venus?"

That must mean would I like to vote for Austria as well?

I would! I would like to vote for Austria as well!

I'll just click, "Yes," for that as well.

And what does this one say?

"Would you like to blow up the sun?"

That must mean do I want to vote for Estonia?

I do! I do want to vote for Estonia!

I'll click Yes for that one too.

That's my voting done.

Now to see how much difference it's made.

Fast forward to the results.

They're about to announce the winners.

Austria have won.