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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Nightjar Wed Dec 30, 2020 4:00 pm
Guest wrote:What kind of pet did Aladdin have?
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A flying car-pet!
A guinea pig?
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Fangirl Three Wed Dec 30, 2020 4:04 pm
I've just realised I didn't get to pull a cracker this year 
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Guest Wed Dec 30, 2020 4:41 pm
Nightjar wrote:Guest wrote:What kind of pet did Aladdin have?
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A flying car-pet!
A guinea pig?
My guess was ADOGin.
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Guest Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:22 pm
As in, he's a lad so he's aLADin, the dog would err. never mind.
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:26 pm
Why are Christmas Trees so bad at sewing?
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
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They always drop their needles!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
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Horn aments!
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:56 pm
Those two were from the Advent calendar, which would explain why they're better than the one from the cracker from last year.
Talking about which, I had a couple left…
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Talking about which, I had a couple left…
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
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Cross mouse cards!
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Fangirl Three Sun Dec 26, 2021 8:58 am
What did the grape do when it got trodden on?
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- It let out a little wine
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Nightjar Sun Dec 26, 2021 10:33 am
I actually got one yesterday that was genuinely funny. 
I can't remember what it was though.
I can't remember what it was though.
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Dec 25, 2022 9:39 am
How do snails keep their shells shiny?
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They use Snail varnish
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Nightjar Sun Dec 25, 2022 9:54 am
Slime?
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Dec 25, 2022 10:21 am
I go it wrong. I thought the answer was going to be, "By drinking a slug of..." something or other.
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Dec 25, 2022 5:25 pm
What do you get if you put a sheep in a sauna?
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A woolly sweater
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Dec 25, 2022 5:55 pm
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Nightjar Mon Dec 26, 2022 11:22 am
The jokes in the crackers my Mum bought for yesterday were absolutely pathetic.
Also, the crackers didn't have toys or things in them, just tiny cards with brain-atrophyingly, dunderheaded trivia puzzles on.
Totally ruined Christmas.
Also, the crackers didn't have toys or things in them, just tiny cards with brain-atrophyingly, dunderheaded trivia puzzles on.
Totally ruined Christmas.
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Fangirl Three Mon Dec 26, 2022 3:51 pm
I got a complicated metal puzzle in my cracker, which I couldn't solve.
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Dec 26, 2022 4:19 pm
Fangirl Three wrote:I got a complicated metal puzzle in my cracker, which I couldn't solve.
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Dec 26, 2022 4:19 pm
Nightjar wrote:The jokes in the crackers my Mum bought for yesterday were absolutely pathetic.
Also, the crackers didn't have toys or things in them, just tiny cards with brain-atrophyingly, dunderheaded trivia puzzles on.
Totally ruined Christmas.
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Mon Dec 25, 2023 4:49 pm
What do you call just married spiders?
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
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Newly Webs
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
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Because he couldn't concentrate
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Mon Dec 25, 2023 5:35 pm
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
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Tinsillitis
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Fangirl Three Tue Dec 26, 2023 9:07 am
Where are average things manufactured?
I think repeating the 'factr' bit in the setup weakens it. Maybe a certain other forum admin wrote this one.
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- In a satisfactory.
I think repeating the 'factr' bit in the setup weakens it. Maybe a certain other forum admin wrote this one.
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