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Subject: Momus - a brilliant song every day Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:26 pm
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Subject: Re: Momus - a brilliant song every day Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:28 pm
This might be a better way to consume the great Man's saltily baroque 'output'...
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Subject: Re: Momus - a brilliant song every day Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:00 pm
From Joemus (2008)
Quote :
So you're sweeping Out of my world Widow Twanky You were my girl
Now you're flouncing out of my life Not a back look Hey Not a bad way To say goodbye
When you love banana me Do I not bleed? When you stick me Do you succeed?
There were times Pantomime dame I could've taken you down Times I slapped you down and fucked around And called you stupid cow I'm paying the price for it now
You're inside me I'm inside you You're inside me now What can I do?
On a road made of stone I am walking alone as you In the blaze of the day I'm a pantomime dame You're inside me Widow Twanky What can I do?
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Subject: Re: Momus - a brilliant song every day Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:27 pm
From Ping Pong (1997)
Quote :
I like you, and I'd like you to like me to like you But I don't need you Don't need you to want me to like you Because if you didn't like me I would still like you, you see La la la La la la I lick you, I like you to like me to lick you But I don't need you Don't need you to like me to lick you If your pleasure turned into pain I would still lick for my personal gain La la la La la la I snuggle rumpus you, and I love you to love me to snuggle rumpus you But I don't snuggle rumpusing need you Don't need you to need me to snuggle rumpus you If you need me to need you to snuggle rumpus That fucks everything up La la la La la la I want you, and I want you to want me to want you But I don't need you Don't need you to need me to need you That's just me So take me or leave me But please don't need me Don't need me to need you to need me Cos we're here one minute, the next we're dead So love me and leave me But try not to need me Enough said I want you, but I don't need you La la la La la la I love you, and I love how you love how I love you But I don't need you Don't need you to love me to love you If your love changed into hate Would my love have been a mistake? La la la La la la So I'm gonna leave you, and I'd like you to leave me to leave you But lover believe me, it isn't because I don't need you (you know I don't need you) All I wanted was to be wanted But you're drowning me deep in your need to be needed La la la La la la la la la la la la I want you, and I want you to want me to want you But I don't need you Don't need you to need me to need you That's just me So take me or leave me But please don't need me Don't need me to need you to need me Cos we're here one minute, the next we're dead So love me and leave me But try not to need me Enough said I want you, but I don't need you
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Subject: Re: Momus - a brilliant song every day Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:11 pm
From Ocky Milk (2006)
Quote :
I'll be your frilly military lady Your long-haired lover from France I'll meet you at an electronic Liverpool At an electronic dance Wearing padded shoulders in a padded cell Throwing phone numbers down a wishing well I'll join the frilly military, what the hell It's got to be good for a laugh See you in the acid bath
Last one to the blackboard is a hairy pig Hairy like a pig in the zoo Bet that I can scare you in a fairy wig Playing on a strawberry kazoo 'cause I'm the big sister that you never had Beating up on brother making fun of dad The best big bully that you never had You can pull on my pony tail If you want to spend your life in jail
Flirty's what they call me at the convent school Dirty's what I'm called on the street Puffing on a spliff on Alexanderplatz Or a bergamot cheroot Long haired lovers from Liverpool Truckers made of sugar by the swimming pool I'll join the frilly military, what the hell You can pull on my pony tail But you'll have to spend your life in jail
Wearing padded shoulders in a padded cell Throwing phone numbers down a wishing well I'll join the frilly military, what the hell It's got to be good for a laugh See you in the acid bath
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