Woman riding around on a yacht.

I hope she doesn't crash into that Albanian man's gondola.

This is quite pleasant.

But familiar.

Hints of Portishead?

It's livened up for the chorus.

I can't help feeling that was a mistake. It was more interesting in the verse.

I felt that had potential to be interesting but was let down by a terribly uninspired chorus. I predict it will not qualify.

The Czech Republic.

They've gone down the 1920s revival/techno/dance route, like Britainshire did the other year with that song that sounded like the waffles advert.

It failed miserably for us. Will it work for the bouncing czechs?

Admittedly, this is less camp.

Then again, it's also less interesting.

I predict I will have forgotten it the moment it is over.

On the other hand, I remember every moment of the waffle song.

He's wearing a bag on his back.

Is he not planning on staying?

The audience seemed to like it.

They are easily pleased.

Lithiumania are on next.

Woman driving a vintage car.

Drippy so far.

Although she has a nice voice.

This is quite nice.

Will the chorus match up to the verse?

So far, it sounds like Athletes.

Will it end up sounding like athletes' foot?

It's not really going anywhere now.

She keeps doing the Dolores O'Riordan thing.

That started off promisingly but then became an exercise in pointlessness.

They're interviewing the acts in the lounge.

Time to fast forward.